yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
