I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize