no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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