just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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