I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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