Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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