If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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