Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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