She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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