some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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