Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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