All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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