Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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