it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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