I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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