worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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