is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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