Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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