garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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