How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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