I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
