Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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