Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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