Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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