I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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