but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Do vagina's smell?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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