My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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Goodbee
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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