I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
