What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I could make wine with my vomit
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Randomize
