So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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