Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize