Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
NoShamevember. You game?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize