You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I didn't notice because vodka
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Randomize
