My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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