Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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