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I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
you win again, gameday.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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