She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
wow bdsm is so cute
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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