I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
