Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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