Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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