do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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