i barfeds in our rink
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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