Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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