i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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