Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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