apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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