just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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