yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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