Cold hands, warm shart.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
