she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Are we still banned from the library?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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