she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
third nipple confirmed
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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