WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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