Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just gift wrapped bread.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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