She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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