Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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